So I am at the movies and I finish off one of those large diet cokes that is really too much for one person to drink but the price compared to the smaller size is hard to pass up and the movie is over and I have to pee really bad.  I started having to pee about ¾’s of the way through the film but didn’t want to get up to go and miss anything but sometimes I wonder if this is a really wise decision since the whole time I am sitting there I am thinking about how badly I have to go and if I can hold it instead of thinking about the movie.  Anyway the movie is over and I make my way to the nearest washroom and I head for the urinals when I see a guy in there with 3 little girls ages 3 to 5 years old or so.  He is taking them into a stall one by one to use it.  The problem I had once I walked in was how I can use the urinal with those little girls there.  I know I would have my back to them but the idea of peeing at a urinal with little girls watching creeped me out.  Fortunately, all of the stalls were open and there was no one else in there so I went into the furthest stall from the girls and relieved my bursting bladder.  When I came out they were gone and so I washed my hands and left.  A part of me was angry at that guy for putting me in that embarrassing situation.  I mean it is hard enough getting over my shy bladder to pee at a urinal when there are other guys around let alone three little girls.  I understand that he was obviously alone with the girls and I guess he couldn’t go into the women’s room so he chose the men’s room instead.  And maybe seeing a bunch of guys peeing at urinals wouldn’t traumatize the little girls but still it seemed like an odd situation.  Would it have been so bad for him to take them to the ladies room?  I mean there is nothing but stalls in there anyway.  It is not like there are women standing at toilets peeing where people can see them like guys at the urinals.  I don’t know.  Maybe women wouldn’t like having the guy in there room either.  I guess this a problem for parents all the time when taking a child out and having to take them to the bathroom.  It is easy when the guy has a son.  Teaching a son how to pee in a urinal is one of a father’s jobs, just like teaching them how to throw a ball or drive a car or about the birds and the bees.  I once knew a woman who was a grandmother to a little boy.  She was raising her grandson along with her daughter all by themselves with no man of the house.  The problem she told me was potty training since both she and her daughter lacked the necessary equipment to show the boy how to pee standing up.  So the little boy was being potty trained with the sit down method.  She told me she felt bad about it but didn’t know what else to do.  At first I didn’t think it was that big of a deal but then I thought about it and I could only imagine what would happen the first time he walked into a men’s room by himself and saw all the guys with their backs to him and he would probably be wondering what the heck they are doing.  Not only that but I read a news report on the web on how some women are turned off by guys who sit when they pee.  They don’t think it is masculine and it ruins their interest in them.  So that little boy is screwed when he grows up if he doesn’t learn to stand when he pees.  Then I see on another web page in which there is a poll about whether or not a woman would date a man who wears tighty whitie underpants and the vast majority of women say they wouldn’t.  All I can think about is there sure are a lot of rules for guys, don’t sit when you pee and be careful what underwear you wear.   How is one to keep track of all this stuff?  Sheesh, maybe I am right to just stay home and avoid the dating scene altogether.